• Mom:GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother:that's not fair
• Mom:DO AS I SAY.
• Brother:You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom:Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me:I CAN HEAR YOU.

(Source: mtrenchblog)

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker)